Evening Crumbs

Does DJ Elegance here do retirement parties? Because my mom's retirement party is coming up and I want to make it an extra classy affair to remember - Hollywood Tuna

Nate Naylor is a douche - Lainey Gossip

And iiiiiii-eeeeeeeee-iiiiiiii want LeAnn Rimes to stop doing this - Celebitchy

How do you say "awww" in Italian? - Towleroad

In possibly related news, Chris Brown has just put in an application to move into the Playboy Mansion - The Superficial

Kate Upton actually looks human when she's not Photoshopped into an 80s porn anime character (I'm looking at you, SI) - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I've typed Kate Upton's name way too many times today, so I might as well go for the record: Here's Kate Upton again! - Hollywood Rag

Adele plans to spend the next five years with peen, thankyouverymuch - ICYDK

Jessica Biel either has a herp sore on her hand or she doesn't want us to see her stupid engagement ring - Popoholic

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? - Just Jared

What in Judy Jetson hell is Dakota Fanning wearing? - Popsugar

If I ever need a pimp, I want him to look exactly like Dwight - Crunk + Disorderly

Jessica Simpson totally sent this to herself today - Popsugar

And Casey Anthony totally sent this to herself today - Videogum

Taylor Swift's new video looks like a sequel to Nell - I'm Not Obsessed

A herp derp buffet - Cityrag

The scary part is that this is what I sort of looked like in the 7th grade - SOW

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/evening-crumbs-5/

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