Bad Movies We Love: The Last Song

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We’re stocked up on Hemsworth family hype, no? Between Liam Hemsworth’s casting as Gale Hawthorne in The Hunger Games and brother Chris Hemsworth’s premiere this week as Angry Barry Gibb in the Bee Gees documentary Thor, I’d say all bases are covered. Since Chris’s filmography is largely devoid of guilty pleasures (aside from, perhaps, A Perfect Getaway), Bad Movies We Love is proud to gurgle up bile all over Liam’s sappiest film to date, The Last Song. It’s Miley Cyrus’ cry-party in the U.S.A! And I’m weeping! And I love this movie. So shut up.

I have several rules when it comes to discussing this movie. 1) There will be no Miley bashing. 2) That is all. 3) !!!!

No matter what you think of writer Nicholas Sparks (who I burped upon here), or his poopy story about a perfect summer topped off with some cancer, you cannot deny the charm of these characters. You cannot deny that our lovable protagonist — to quote the greatest song of all time — IS…

…JUST…

…BEING…

…MILEY.

Or JACQUES COUSTEAU.

The Last Song concerns a troubled teenage girl named Ronnie (Miley!!!1!@7!) who happens to be a gifted, Juilliard-accepted pianist. Hehe. Ronnie was arrested recently for trying to shoplift, and her parents’ split is to blame because it jaded her. When she visits her dad (Greg Kinnear) for a summer at a Georgia sea town, she’s cold and uninviting to him, to the idea of new friends, to the splendor of homoerotic beach sports, and to a potential crush named Will (hunky volleyball player Liam Hemsworth). Yes, Ronnie and Will eventually fall in love and carve…

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